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Cristela Alonzo Los Angeles, CA Web Site: http://www.myspace.com/cristela_alonzo Manager: Manager Phone: Agent: Agent Phone: Years Performing: Home City: Los Angeles CA Artist: Cristela Alonzo RIGHT MOUSE CLICK TO COPY PHOTOS Bio: Cristela Alonzo Oh, where do I begin? I'm a 27 yr old living in North Hollywood. I just won a WKRP in Cincinatti record player off Ebay. I am currently listening to Wham's "Careless Whisper" and thinking to myself, "Why did I never know that George Michael was gay?" I am a geeky person that rocks at Scrabble. I competed in the academic decathlon all through high school, to which I won numerous medals at, especially the year we focused on biogenetics. Yeah, who wants a piece of this? "Careless Whisper" just ended and now I am listening to The Judds' "Grandpa (Tell Me 'Bout The Good Old Days" and wondering, "How did I get this on my IPOD?" While I'm hearing this song, I have the theme song to Greatest American Hero stuck in my head...and yes, I realize that I am one pop culture reference away from having a show on VH1. I like watching bad movies and listening to bad music along with the good. I don't pretend to like anything because everyone else does. Now, I'm listening to Concrete Blonde's "Joey," which I will follow with Kenny Loggins' "Meet Me Half Way" because I am in the mood for a good arm wrestling movie. Cristela Alonzo Comedy Review Source: ComedyCritic.com "Cristela Alonzo featured in front of a packed Addison Improv delivering some of the best comedy we've ever seen from Cristela. She was all bling and boy can she sing '80's with a passion. Not sure why she would insert the "F" word in front of, after and in to so many otherwise well written jokes. Using any other word would still have gone beyond redundent. Cristela was a hit with her adopted home town crowd this trip back from LA. Every time she comes back she is stronger. Any stronger and this stage pacing, high energy comedian will blow the walls out. Cristela is one of the strongest comedy acts to hit the Addison stage." - Review by the Comedy Critic "Cristela Alonzo took the stage in Addison at the IMPROV where she kicked off a great show with a signature casual comedy style. Cristela's comedy drives hard and delivers a rapid fire series of comic characatures and contradictions so funny the audience barely finishes laughing before the next one hits. From Latino drama to field worker exercise video, Cristela capped it all off by sharing her dream of a Nail Salon. Sounds like you are going to have to catch this comedian on the road from now on. Rumor is she's heading for LA before catching a tour. This is a comedian you really should see." - Comedy Review by The Comedy Critic " The Backdoor Comedy Club discovered another Dallas original. Cristela Alonzo. This girl is funny. Totally funny. It all started with a babysitter adoption routine and quickly moved on to her nail salon idea. Cristela is just plain refreshing with big jokes that delivered big laughs. Next time you see her, ask about Chunky Cheese. " - Comedy Review by The Comedy Critic UPDATE MY INFO OR CALL US AT 972-490-5167

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